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Top Ten Fears of Beach Goers
A
Lighthearted Look at Life on the Beach
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ife
on the beaches and boardwalks of the Jersey Shore isn't always a
walk in the park, but don't let these relatively minor annoyances
get you down!
Here they
are, in no particular order, since each of us has our own favorite number one
thing to dislike:
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1.
Boardwalk
Splinters
Not all that painful, but often difficult to
remove at best; a source of infection at worst. The best way to ensure
you get one is to walk barefoot and parallel to the boards while
dragging your feet; conversely, you're less likely to pick one up if you
lift your feet normally and keep the boards diagonal or perpendicular to
your feet.
The best thing to do is avoid them entirely by
wearing sandals or flip-flops when entering and leaving the beach.
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2.
Burning Hot
Sand There are days when the sand gets so hot that it can literally burn the
bottom of your feet; if you have your sandals or flip-flops along you'll
be fine.
However,
if you arrived early in the day when the sand was cool and find yourself stranded in
the heat of the day without your shoes, there are only a few options:
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3.
Jelly Fish
For the most part, an
encounter with a jelly fish in our region results in redness and a
monster itch. It's fairly rare that they come in large numbers and when
they do you'll be able to see them floating in the waves; that may be a
time when wading is preferred. It is even rarer, though, to see the
water empty of people because of a few errant characters of this
species.
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4.
Expiring Time
When
you cash your paycheck on Thursday or Friday be sure to get a roll of
quarters to feed the meters; you won't be getting away with ignoring
them - not with the army of extra meter maids (and butlers?) in force at
every shore town during the season.
Sometimes
it seems they have a sixth sense that alerts them at the very moment the
time expires - use your watch and allow for a psychiatrist's hour when
planning your refill strategy.
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5. Being Buried
This fear
is only valid for beach goers with kids under ten or so, and then only
for Dad. Why only Dad? That's a mystery, but have you ever seen a Mom
getting buried in the sand?
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