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Top Ten Fears of Beach Goers
A Lighthearted Look at Life on the Beach

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Fear of Shadows?
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Life on the beaches and boardwalks of the Jersey Shore isn't always a walk in the park, but don't let these relatively minor annoyances get you down!

Here they are, in no particular order, since each of us has our own favorite number one thing to dislike:

1. Boardwalk Splinters

Not all that painful, but often difficult to remove at best; a source of infection at worst. The best way to ensure you get one is to walk barefoot and parallel to the boards while dragging your feet; conversely, you're less likely to pick one up if you lift your feet normally and keep the boards diagonal or perpendicular to your feet.

The best thing to do is avoid them entirely by wearing sandals or flip-flops when entering and leaving the beach.

 

Hot Sand!

2. Burning Hot Sand

There are days when the sand gets so hot that it can literally burn the bottom of your feet; if you have your sandals or flip-flops along you'll be fine.

However, if you arrived early in the day when the sand was cool and find yourself stranded in the heat of the day without your shoes, there are only a few options:

  • Run for it!

  • Use towels to "leap frog" your way back.

  • Wait for the sun to go down.

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3. Jelly Fish

For the most part, an encounter with a jelly fish in our region results in redness and a monster itch. It's fairly rare that they come in large numbers and when they do you'll be able to see them floating in the waves; that may be a time when wading is preferred. It is even rarer, though, to see the water empty of people because of a few errant characters of this species.

   

4. Expiring Time

When you cash your paycheck on Thursday or Friday be sure to get a roll of quarters to feed the meters; you won't be getting away with ignoring them - not with the army of extra meter maids (and butlers?) in force at every shore town during the season. 

Sometimes it seems they have a sixth sense that alerts them at the very moment the time expires - use your watch and allow for a psychiatrist's hour when planning your refill strategy.

Time Expired

 
5. Being Buried

This fear is only valid for beach goers with kids under ten or so, and then only for Dad. Why only Dad? That's a mystery, but have you ever seen a Mom getting buried in the sand?

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